Monday, March 19, 2012

L'Enfer à deux

It is a little known fact that Satan is a herring.
He is red, isn’t he.
All of Canada and parts of the Midwest are going to hell, he says.
I ought to warn them.  But I so want to see the look on their faces!

On my last visit the palace was rather crowded with Spaniards.
They wanted to get a good look at the famous people.
They pushed right to the front of the line.
I slipped out the back when roll-call began.

There is still plenty of good real estate in hell.
If heaven is not an orgy of justice, then why go?
Let’s stay here, order a pizza, and neck all night.
You can be Jane Eyre and I will be the mad shut-in.

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