The Lava Life

I slept through the resurrection

I drank too much Irish whiskey and had to sleep it off

It was raining fire while I slept

I woke up for the war but then went back to sleep

When I asked you to marry me I was asleep

I slept through chemistry, philosophy, and law school

The kidnapping, the hostage crisis, and the release were a good long nap

I never woke up for my divorce

The alarm sounded but I was sleeping

I couldn’t keep my eyes open for the French Revolution

I was asleep when I lost my virginity

Wake me up before you come

I slept through Great Expectations, Little Dorrit, and Oliver Twist

I was late for my own funeral I overslept

While America was working I was enjoying a siesta

I slept through the Olympics

Remembrance of Things Past was written for insomniacs

I was dreaming I slept with you

I was dreaming when I heard you say “I love you”

They had to wake me up

I slept through ancient Greece

The sunlight was so bright and warm I fell asleep

The universe rotated on its axis while I slept

I had to take a nap to wake up

I slept through Paris, Barcelona, and Moscow

When they walked on the moon I was out like a light it was glorious

I was sleepwalking when I performed a triple by-pass
The Berlin Wall came down and there I was asleep

I hibernated in summer too

I’m sorry Your Holiness what were you saying I must’ve dozed off